Happy belated 4th to all of my U.S.A. readers, and (to my absolute astonishment that you’re out there…) Happy Tuesday to my international readers. It occurred to me (after rereading my last contribution to Chic & Bubbly,) that it may be a wise decision to introduce myself and give a little insight to where these astounding words of wisdom come from. First, I am not a professional. I have no formal training in psychobabble or mediation. I’m not a doctor. I don’t even play one on TV. What I DO have is experience. Of course, in the wise words of Crowded House frontman Neil Finn, “Experience is cheap.” Take that however you want to, but I’ve run the gamut of relationships: good, bad, ugly, committed, non-committed, real, fake, laughable… you name it. I can’t provide you with invaluable advice, or maybe I can, but what I definitely, 100%, without a shadow of a doubt CAN give is… a whole lot of hilariously funny depictions of actual events that might make you smile and say, “Wow. It ...